When People Shit on Kindles

It really pisses me off when people shit on Kindles and other eReaders.

I just look at them, my mind racing with thoughts like, "Uh-huh bc print books are accessible to everyone right?" and "Fuck you for being so fucking lofty about print books," and "Ugh, spare me your 'print book purism, puh-lease!"

I hate that fully-sighted folks often go on and on about being able to 'hold a book in their hands' and 'the smell of the ink on the pages' and blahblahblah. Yeah, I love that shit too and I grew up with it and I still have a shelf full of books. But what do I love more? Being able to fucking read stories on my Kindle because I can make the font large enough for me to read without causing massive eye strain and a debilitating headache.

Take your print-book judginess alllll the way in that far corner before I throw my Kindle and my fucken Nook in your face.