Affirmations From My Younger Sister

This afternoon I was texting with my younger sister, who I call stinky. I was telling her about my crush and also giving her meat-cooking advice (like always) because she had undercooked her salmon and was worried about food poisoning. This child stay undercooking some meat--I told her she should just eat vegetables and beans cuz you can't get salmonella from them. At least not usually. Anyways.

Long story short she's really excited that I have found a nice crush (like, maybe even more than I am. ok sike) and keeps asking when the two of us are gonna hangout and I told her I'd keep her uupdated. Then she rolls out with some:

"I hope they like you. They seem nice. You have a pic with them. That means they don't mind being seen in public with you."

...lawd save this chile...

WTF???!! Who says that???? My sister, that's who. omgawd

But I got her back by telling her her 'cooked' salmon looked pink enough to be in sushi so she burnt it just to make sure. Those older sib reflexes are hard to shake off, even three thousand miles away.... 

Sry, not sry stinky.